Thoughts in South Africa

Cellfind launched a new revolutionary traffic product.
It sends you a map indicating what speeds the cars are travelling at on the roads between your home and work giving you the ultimate tool for avoiding the traffic jams.
You tell miTRaffic what times you want your traffic reports in the morning and in the afternoon. Before you [...]

There is a image that accurately reflects the government in South Africa. Or that is what I think.

The government mascot

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Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a
train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner guy are sitting there looking
perplexed. The [...]