Thoughts in South Africa

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts sobbing “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!” Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.” After a few [...]

Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner guy are [...]

At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. At age 50, success is…having money. At age 60, success is…having sex. At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license. [...]

Die is n regte “chat” tussen 2 mense waat die “Bachelor” raad vra oor hoe om aartappels gaar te maak Bachelor(17:51): dan gaan ek jou nie nog pla nie, moet anyway my aartapllers gaan afhaal van die stoof. dink jy dit sal gaar wees na 80 minute? Sella(17:52): gaar? OOR GAAR!! Sella(17:52): vir wat kook [...]

Time for the truth about the ANC This is a very true eye opener for the people that think there is nothing to worry about in the South African ANC. And then the Scorpions, Zuma and more.

This is hilarious and some of this can actually be true. I got it form here. 1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear! When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good bodybased feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in [...]