At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. At age 50, success is…having money. At age 60, success is…having sex. At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license. [...]
Dec
9
Curve of life
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Jun
18
Discussion of a bachelor and a female friend
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Die is n regte “chat” tussen 2 mense waat die “Bachelor” raad vra oor hoe om aartappels gaar te maak Bachelor(17:51): dan gaan ek jou nie nog pla nie, moet anyway my aartapllers gaan afhaal van die stoof. dink jy dit sal gaar wees na 80 minute? Sella(17:52): gaar? OOR GAAR!! Sella(17:52): vir wat kook [...]
Jun
20
18-Tricks-to-Teach-Your-Body
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This is hilarious and some of this can actually be true. I got it form here. 1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear! When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good bodybased feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in [...]
