Curve of life

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At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. At age 50, success is…having money. At age 60, success is…having sex. At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license. [...]